What are those? No, seriously. Where can I get one?

If you look closely you can see Joe Rogan attempting to interview the guy with the broken jaw.

This is a shame. I really liked D.C.

“Baltimore Ravens lineman” or as John Urschel would call it,”Baltimore Ravens Slope=0 man.”

A trade to San Antonio is only stupid if you don’t consider that the earth actually does look flat in Texas.

And not one clear shot or dialogue from any stinking Nazis. Bravo!

Damn. I think that’s the first time a flipping bird actually hurt an umpire.

It remains to be seen if Ball’s pitch, which seems to boil down to, “Don’t worry, you won’t have to wear these crappy shoes,” will entice other players to sign with the Big Baller Brand.

That racist tirade is uncalled for but...that’s a lot of damn coffee on his legs.

Sadly, Iran refuses to recognize the greatness of this dunk.

Alabama? I thought he was going to Penn State with all that rim abuse.

I was halfway through the video before I realized this wasn’t the Space X footage. It’s been a long day.

Why is it that almost every European country has white people that are more agreeable than their American counterparts?

“Because in Vegas there’s a whole clubhouse full of guys who want to be in this room.” But Terry, what happens in Vegas...

After the game, John Dickerson commented Posey on facing third and asked if he would be available to Face the Nation.

Keep trying. You’re almost there.

Somebody please call the United Nations. It’s happening again :(

“Robinson apparently refused to leave the car because he thought he was still on the road...” This is more a testament to the comfort and suspension of American cars than it is to his cluelessness.

Opioids and Guns.

“Swish” as in JR Smith not switch. Might want to rewrite some of this article. Just saying.