Sexy answer?

"Set course to up our own ass."

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"Set Meta to 7."

This boy will be the chosen one!

Haha, well maybe file size was an issue...

The infographic was saved as a jpeg when it should have been png...

For the most part people who get free items rate them higher. I know for a few of the items I've gotten free, Amazon had 20-50 5 star reviews before the item was even available to purchase. But yeah, IT LEAKED and he still gave it a favorable rating.That is like the one single thing you should judge this product on.

For the most part people who get free items rate them higher. I know for a few of the items I've gotten free, Amazon…

Not sure how much I trust that. Seems like all 6 reviews are by people who were given free products. One straight up says it, but you can tell the rest are too. (I've done reviews for free products too). Heck, even the guy who had his leak gave it 4 stars, and it LEAKED.

Not sure how much I trust that. Seems like all 6 reviews are by people who were given free products. One straight up…

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Droid Turbo is in the honorable mentions. :)

Unless you're suggesting that Gronk is going to get accused of rape twice, I don't think he'll ever reach Roethlisberger's level.

True, but give Gronk time.

Ben Roethlisberger

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

Spot on, solid episode.