I think in the Catholic Church, the congregants tend to be more liberal than the Church.

Many Methodist churches have been fairly progressive 

Hillsong: It’s like Scientology but with Jesus

Hey now, Johnny Cash used the bird. The bird is a grand tradition but sadly this is the edge lord equivalent of sticking your tongue out like Miley Cyrus. Let’s not disrespect the bird, let’s disrespect the shit heads who misuse it.

I’ll grant arguability on “talent,” but “likability?” Come on now.

CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quesogringa more like it

Quesothehumanity

Competency was hard to find in Atlanta on Sunday night

Watching Brady and Gronkowski is like watching Kareem’s skyhook; I appreciate how unblockable it is, but only on the inside.

“As a jaded insurance Defense attorney...”

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

I watch the shit out of bull riding and I always pull for the bull. Always. Rodeos are fucking barbaric.

According to my program, it was Dwyane Wade.

i am barely a casual basketball watcher nowadays so i’m assuming many other people have said similar things and, if so, let me second them: this dude reminds me of Arvydas Sabonis, and i am here for it.

And hilariously it’s just been making her more famous and powerful. Had they done nothing, she’d just be another first-year House member, without much power among Dems. But thanks to
conservatives, she's got some real power.

Most remarkable stat of the night: Harden only took 9 free throws (made 8).

I hate to be that crunchy sanctimonious asshole but, holy shit, have these assholes ever hear of leave no trace?

Maybe they should build a wall at the entrance to keep all those shitty assholes out.

Near the end of WWII when the Allies retook some parts of Europe, the newly liberated populace sometimes shaved the heads of woman Nazi collaborators. It’s just a random fun fact that amuses me for some reason.