I watched the game. Westbrook had a treble-double.

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

These kinds of takes just make me so tired... Like soul-crushingly tired... 

Right below the Big Smack.

Rumors that James was promoted to a management position handling all the restaurant’s beef cannot be confirmed.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

It’s just above the five-piece chickenshit tenderizers.

It’s listed right after the 10-piece McKnuckle.

Cause it looked like she needed help with his raggedy ass?

He’ll be needing that straw now.

Was rooting for a KO but that's ok. Dude got the deep tissue massage he was asking for anyway.

Sis held him in place and went to work on his jaw. She was not playing.

Who wouldn’t want to retire from a meat grinder of a professsion at age 58 with a boatload of money in the bank? It seems like such a surprise when a coaching lifer actually makes a sane decision like this.  

Ha! Nobody says that anymore!

Curt Schilling not only espouses vile and utterly repugnant personal and political beliefs on the reg, he also defrauded the state I’ve called home for the last eight years to the tune of $75-plus million dollars. He’s a terrible businessman and a terrible human being..

He also deserves to be in the HOF and it’s absurd…

Addiction is such a terrible demon to battle. Mental health issues, the same. To hell with the football games, I hope that Josh gets his life and his mental health straightened out soon. I feel for him.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.

Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

In the confrontation between a guy who shoves a smaller player while pretending to set a screen and a guy who charges at and flattens a much larger player while not pretending to do anything other than charge at and flatten a much larger player, the latter is not the one whose toughness is “fake.”

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW