Tell that to Rachel Dolezal. She got away with it for twenty-something years before anyone called her out. Elizabeth Warren has one atom of Native American blood in her and she gets to say she’s part Cherokee. This is some laughable bullshit. You’re as vitriolic and perfectionist as white supremacists.

Bullshit. She got lucky to have any Native American DNA in her. It’s not the worst thing either. She’s not a saint. If anyone of my twenty-something friends ever played up that they had Inuit or Aboriginal DNA, especially for special treatment, I would fucking cut them off. She should own up to it and admit she did…

Trump’s shtick is to prod anyone he can get a rise out of, and Warren, with her attention-seeking behavior, is his easiest kind of target. She’s a grown-ass woman, lawyer, and US Senator, she may have done things her way - which is entirely irrelevant - but she should have known better than to ever bring up anything…

It’s a fucking sideshow. She shouldn’t have brought that shit up, ever. It’s fucking pathetic.

Nye?

I think you missed the point.

my sarcasm

I very was.

Not to stir the pot or anything but I’d consider Rachel Dolezal to be more African American than Elizabeth Warren to be Native American. Sure, Dolezal is as white as Wonder Bread but Warren is pushing this Native American thing without even trying to appropriate the small semblance of it. 

Because they worship authority and desire to become authority. It’s the hypocrisy of being a conservative in favor of “limited government” but then piling on laws against abortion, same-sex marriage, discrimination ordinances disguised as “religious freedom”, etc. They claim it’s about liberty but it’s really about…

She came forward “several hours” later. Why didn’t she come forward right then? Why wait for literally “several hours” before deciding to do something that requires bravery and encouragement from a friend and witness? Why not come forward right then, just after it happened, hysterical, screaming, covered in sweat and…

Also, gay. Look at him. He wasn’t named Lindsey for nothing.

No

I was tripping mescal with some folks in Nashville once. Me and two rando girls from Louisville and a hippie dude were on the dance floor and I swear I saw the hippie dude do that dance from Peanuts perfectly. I also saw a leprechaun belt out a bombastic version of Walking in Memphis while standing on the bar in the…

This is a quality take.

not even that good

I worked with a guy that really reminds me of Mahomes. Every time he sneezed it sounded like he had to plunge the air out of his throat. A huge ripping fart sound would follow the initial sneeze sound - “shhphlump!”

One is enough, except on a car. 

As a parent of small children and a realist, I know to take articles like this with heaping mounds of salt. As much as I want to teach my children to be safe and respectful and kind, I know that I only have control over so much of their own instincts and reactions. The rest will be on their autonomy and the actions of…

Super Sure is a vague term. How about shrugging “sure, why the fuck not?” Why does a gun have to be pointed at the other party’s head - ostensibly by the person initiating the encounter - to get a straight answer out of them?