I worked with a guy that really reminds me of Mahomes. Every time he sneezed it sounded like he had to plunge the air out of his throat. A huge ripping fart sound would follow the initial sneeze sound - “shhphlump!”

it’s not that bad

Even though he is a humorist there is probably a fair amount of indirect truth to it. Taking account for all the things that have come about since 2007-2008, the growth and proliferation of social media and the resurgence of the economy, I think he’s making a solid point even if it this is just stirring the pot.

One is enough, except on a car. 

As a parent of small children and a realist, I know to take articles like this with heaping mounds of salt. As much as I want to teach my children to be safe and respectful and kind, I know that I only have control over so much of their own instincts and reactions. The rest will be on their autonomy and the actions of…

Super Sure is a vague term. How about shrugging “sure, why the fuck not?” Why does a gun have to be pointed at the other party’s head - ostensibly by the person initiating the encounter - to get a straight answer out of them?

what does any of that actually mean?

Sushi restaurants must be hysterical

This is some of the cheapest stupidest journalism.

Ah man, I used to race pallet jacks around receiving at an Office Depot. I dicked off so much there.

I’ve quit a shit-ton of jobs after one day, or a couple days, or less than a month, all ranging from call center to restaurant to pool gigs. I’ve quit several jobs by burning the bridge. I am no stranger to cutting ties.

lakes have beaches

lol, you really got them! /s

halcyon digest is where i first saw that word. this is the second time. i think i know what it means now.

Cody doesn’t distrust the government. If you’ve followed his exploits long enough, his degree of distrust faded significantly once Trump got elected. His Twitter feed is evidence of this. He went from voicing concerns over Obama era policies to outright trolling liberals with vague support of Trump. He’s a fuckhead…

He’s been pushing to bounds of the law for years. He agitates the social norms and talks in semantics to get out of discussing any real impact of his activities. He very likely did what is alleged out of feeling like he could get away with it. 

Are you trying to rationalize everything but his intent?

Venn diagram of libertarians and sexual predators is becoming just a circle

dang oh we dem dang ol mud dogs, we beat dem in da bourbon bo, skeohdoh!

at the TD club no less...these bozos have a morning show in Arkansas that lands somewhere on the spectrum between retarded opie and anthony and retarded bill simmons.