If they’re wicked smart they won’t need college, just a couple late fees at the library. 

Someone needs to gif his forehead so it is constantly roiling 

BUY HIGH SELL HIGHER

“my life is one giant contradiction” starter pack.

So, Louis CK, who didn’t actually assault anyone, can’t do comedy anymore because your feelz > a paying audience?

wut

Coach Highcock

His whole shtick is being a super misogynist that promotes a domineering and authoritarian brand of patriarchy. Roosh, Davis Aurini, Matt Forney, Aaron Clarey, to name a few, are online alt-right hustlers that self-publish material promoting, among other things, extreme misogyny, a return to monarchy, right-wing…

His eyelid was jammed.

This young man is literally a portmanteau of locomotive accident.

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won’t need much, just a tiny taste.

LOL

Are you ready for that? Checking into a hotel under an assumed name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid, I sure hope so.

one toke you poor fool, wait til you see those goddamn bats...

split a good good blunt with three other heady bros and a half bottle of vodka might seem reasonable

How so?

But if a spaceship were to zoom out of the Earth’s atmosphere in a straight line from where it is, and say it were to go in a straight line toward infinity and not hit anything along the way and theoretically it were able to escape the Sun’s gravity and leave the solar system it could potentially be in a position…

Season 8 and 9 of The Office were basically two separate reboots or a really weird sequel followed by one that tried to tie up all the loose ends.

Not to sound like an old misanthropic fan, but I wish they would not switch teams around, forget interleague play, and not fiddle around with extra innings. I miss the Brew crew being in the AL, and the Astros in the NL. Old Tiger Stadium. When the Indians were going to be the worst team no matter how bad the White…

Wisconsin is the Mississippi of the north.