If they’re wicked smart they won’t need college, just a couple late fees at the library. 

Someone needs to gif his forehead so it is constantly roiling 

BUY HIGH SELL HIGHER

“my life is one giant contradiction” starter pack.

So, Louis CK, who didn’t actually assault anyone, can’t do comedy anymore because your feelz > a paying audience?

wut

Coach Highcock

His eyelid was jammed.

This young man is literally a portmanteau of locomotive accident.

LOL

Season 8 and 9 of The Office were basically two separate reboots or a really weird sequel followed by one that tried to tie up all the loose ends.

Not to sound like an old misanthropic fan, but I wish they would not switch teams around, forget interleague play, and not fiddle around with extra innings. I miss the Brew crew being in the AL, and the Astros in the NL. Old Tiger Stadium. When the Indians were going to be the worst team no matter how bad the White…

Wisconsin is the Mississippi of the north.

I saw where a fishing village in Oman had the highest low temperature ever of 108F. You should go there.

Buying shit to destroy it - well played, Nike.

I get a kick out of seeing average height but out of shape dudes wearing “Don’t Tread On Me” shirts a size too small. 

Making the world a better place

hot

“Madwoman shakes fist at cloud”

Not trying to troll but it seems much more likely that she was running away from a more normal circumstance like domestic abuse than running from a serial killer.