I know that DeVos is an appointment and will be out as soon as either a) she forgets to breathe or b) Trump is out, but it’s not like I would expect great things from any government agency or bureaucratic conglomerate. I worked as a securities examiner in a state that isn’t known for brains, and after I quit, I told…

there was a club in my high school that acknowledged its members for how many mullets they could spot. it might as well have been a vo tech school.

It’s a kinda weird phenomenon in my home county. My hometown is the county seat (~65,000 with three colleges) and has several public schools of varying sizes, all mostly new save for one or two of the older elementary schools that were probably built in the 80's. Go just outside to some of the bedroom communities of…

I don’t want to play the race card or broad stroke them all as backwoods kissing cousins, but without a map of which counties voted Republican or Democrat (I’ll hedge one way or the other based on common geopolitical sense), I’d say that we’re fine without the students learning that the Earth was created 6,000 years…

Team, sure, fans, no

He might have a case. The carton doesn’t say “lite”, “light”, or “diet” on it prominently regardless of the calorie count. If I bought it and it tasted like shit like aspartame or Splenda was in it, I would’ve thrown it out and not bought it again, but this guy went for the whole shabang. Good for him.

Just checking to make sure the safe space was indeed safe. Nazis had their jobs that required them to do inhumane things as well.

The hipster style of barely fitting t-shirts (medium on skinny guys and large on chubby guys) and short non-cargo shorts would make better attire for a brawl. Shirts would not easily be pulled off, and slapping and kicking would almost certainly replace any haymakers or body tackles.

Double adverb???

Democratic

Curb stomp over a guinea pig? Either you’re exaggerating or you’re all talk. I’m not trying to pick on you as you’re on the right side, but I know a woman that once threw a guinea pig into the woods because it nipped her fingers and is now a “momzilla” on Facebook, but not anywhere else, strangely.

Dwight was the only one on the show that was sincere to himself and his work.

Not only that, the show sorta gave both sexes that - Kelly made Ryan uncomfortable, Meredith made every man except Creed uncomfortable, Jan - c’mon. Michael was just a dimwit all around - he couldn’t change a flat tire; Pam had to do it. I know Kinja leans left and sometimes forgets that it should try to be objective…

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING RED HER FACE IS. JESUS, EVEN SHE KNOWS SHE’S FULL OF SHIT

Ugh, go away fatty

Sociopaths are very much human, just without the giving a shit about what they do to others part.

You can’t just stay home and wait it out? In this hypothetical situation, wouldn’t robbery be a viable solution?

I’ve been a Synchrony Bank customer for five years, putting in and taking out as I please. The interest rate for the savings accounts there is at 1.55%, and likely rising as the Fed raises rates to combat inflation which is coming as evident in rising oil prices.

Hm, maybe gold and silver, too. And a machete and a gun and a couple bottles of water. I guess it’s either a “go-bag” or a survival kit, depending on one’s belief in zombies.

Acorns is an expensive way to invest. Even for low-end investors, and with interest rates rising in online banks, it doesn’t make sense to pay an advisory fee for nickels and dimes. Steady stream of auto deposits into an online savings, feeling good about it, setting goals, etc., can lead to a decent emergency fund.…