Day 1 of an apartment fire - shit gets burned up and you lose your home.

So, like hide a pile in a mattress? Or keep a few bills in the sock drawer?

Are the Wizards really that bad? Wait, yeah, they are.

Soccer helmets and chastity belts for all

Most public schools and many private schools ban anything that might have PB in it. My kids love PB and will eat it on anything. The possibility, not fact, that one out of the twelve kids in their class might get a little itchy shouldn’t be cause for DEFCON 4 against nuts.

I think LeBron is an empath. He cares too much. He doesn’t act unnaturally in any capacity. I think in situations like this he holds back. He always seems like he’s on the edge which is why he performs at 100% most of the time. I wish he would show it in every situation.

You didn’t lose it. It’s unrealized unless you panic sold. Have some cash set aside to buy the dips to lower your cost basis if you need reassurance.

Exactly. Kinda like the Cavs’ fiasco with either perpetually injured or beyond prime Rose, Wade, and Thomas to play with the best basketballer alive only to be replaced by some of my former favorite mid-priced fantasy guards. KD to Golden State made sense - they could use a tall scoring threat on the wing, at least…

The idea of a fiduciary only matters if the representative or broker is an honest businessman and actually will put his clients’ interests first. I know of a man who is a fiduciary, has his own RIA, and licensed to be “fee-only” but has been ripping people off for years with terrible strategies that encapsulate every…

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Not to mention, he’s the coach. Jordan still had to seek out the Zen Master for a clipboard seance.

Quit trying to be cute, you can *have* it.

You should take economics at a free market-leaning school. If you can monetize or commodify it, it’s justifiable.

+1 burn on

They’re not that much different from last year, and the East has changed dramatically.

performance-based CFP??

Don’t give CFPs and RIAs too much credit. Extra legal red tape doesn’t a honest businessman make.

Disagree. I’ve saved more money over the last decade than I could have if I didn’t use autopay. I never think about or worry about bills I have to pay. If you’re prone to using credit cards instead of swiping the debit card it’s even more beneficial as rewards are earned. Set the credit card on autopay and don’t worry…

Your cousin worked in a boiler room?

so it wasn’t what it equals that got you to realize what it was but the sound of it as you read it in your mind on the third or fourth try??