It’s a belief system. I used to buy that shit. “Medication is admitting you’re weak...”

Best game of Smash Bros Melee I ever played I was on acid. 18-0-0. As Link.

I feel like that every time I do anything correctly.

Are you talking about the Mavs? The basketball team in Dallas? They’ve been butt for a couple seasons now. Very butt.

repressed homosexual feelings???

DAMN IT I WROTE THIS IN THE GRAYS JUST SEEING YOURS

POP/KERR 2020

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Not only do I know that I could hold my own tit for tat with him, I would waste my time on it. I once saw him destroy Piers Morgan, but after seeing this, obviously, Piers Morgan is a super dumbass.

and kind of a dumbass

Also nurses.

What comes to my mind is the guy trying to burn out the tires on a Corvette. It’s a YouTube video from way back. He says some really corny pseudo-macho line right into the camera: “I hope your footage is well.” Who talks like that? Then he kinda prances up to the car, a little light in the shoes, and proceeds to…

you really care that much?

As a society? What? Stahp it.

It’s not going to make that big of a difference. What Larry did is infinitely more traumatizing than their father trying to whoop his ass and being slammed down by bailiffs. That shit won’t put a dent in the trauma they’ve already experienced.

I can deal with finance, political punditry, medicine, and law for the rest of my life not to hear another d-bag social media guru or techie or developer or front-end architect say another word or pretend to know how to present an “unconference” or a “co-working space” where people fucking pay to work with other…

By the looks of the folks that run that firm, I’d say they’re shithead conservatives with a penchant for dropping terms like “free market” and “faith-driven” to their clients with great success. Louisiana is a shithole.

Yeah, but we don’t live in a free market anarchist utopia of libertarian bullshit. People get taken all the time by scammers from little asshats that pretend to be investment advisers to these huge scams that make outrageous claims, use a celebrity, take the money, and run. It’s the reason the shit is regulated and…

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien, or Jolkien Rolkien Rolkientolkien Tolkien

For spring semester sophomore year, I was flying solo in a dorm room. So nice.