First sandwich I ever ordered with porchetta on it, I said “porch-etta”, and was promptly corrected and smirked at by the beatnik manning the counter. Why are these social justice-type wypipo so smug about the most mundane things? Why are they so well-read but working as baristas and sandwich artists?

XANAX

Brad Johnson won their super bowl but where is he on the list?

Been there since 09 and had Megatron, c’mon.

Halifax? The fuck! That’s worse case Ontario. My brain has feelings and thinky things for better mountain scenes or places like Yukon! Fuck! Where’s my smokes?

People drop the “f” word all the time. I never hear the “n” word except in private company of someone who is on the edge of friendship or a family member expressing bad behavior privately, in confidence, and likely would never even think it in front of an African-American. And, I’m a piece of shit, but I’ve never,…

Yeah, but I’d argue those two with Lebron equal a lot of overlapping skills. Put someone like Harden who can dish or shoot with Lebron’s D and inside-out game, and give him a big guy like, hell, Brook Lopez or Jokic, and you could take down the Warriors with an average or even worse (thinking D. Russell) PG and a…

I’d love to play for HOU, CLE, COL, or LAD right now. I’d actually take any offer from any team, in any league, in any sport.

Supposedly, free market enthusiasts (often contrary to their political beliefs) state that slavery couldn’t exist in a free market (read anarchy) because there would be no government to enforce the laws, only slavery contracts which would be voluntary (like in Game of Thrones when Dany let that old dude go back to his…

Isn’t about a revisionist history of the Confederacy winning the war? So, yes, slavery will be part of the future in this alternate universe, and yes, the show will figure out ways to make slavery justifiable and economically feasible to fit the show. It’s fiction, people.

Yes, I had an African American boy I named Rasputin in health in 10th grade (2000). I got a C on the project for letting his head fall too many times during sleep, according to the supercomputer inside this little plastic doll.

I was about fifteen yards away from the beach in Gulf Shores watching a drunk redneck skank lose her “$200 drivin’ sunglasses” about five yards out in the gulf in the middle of the breakers while she made sure she didn’t spill a drop of her PBR. Her husband swam up to me and said, “If you happen to see some…

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia. Plus they could use a point guard.

If Wade Boggs were a soccer fan

They should lose their federally funded jobs so they can work in the free market of getting their heads cut off by cartels when they try to organize a militia without guhment paychecks.

Damn, that sucks. Once I jacked a grand salami but it only counted as one run because we were one away from the inning run limit. Stupid minor pony league redtape.

Whiteheads are usually cut as soon as they appear anyway.

You forgot to include that Bard used one on Smaug in Laketown, so you’re a hypocrite.

Now I can’t see Euron boarding Yara’s ship without hearing SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

Rocker?