Would've been fine with me to have her go in the Sept explosion last season.

Yeah, I don't see episode 2 being a sea battle of armadas and dragons and Tyrion kidnapped all at the same time. Cersei would want him most, but he's the most difficult to get. Knowing that we know that they know a heck of a lot about each other's enemies, I'd say it's Tyrell, Ellaria, or the Dragon Binder (if the…

Nah

All he had to do was hail a cab or get one of his whores to get an Uber.

AT&T trucks and black teens

I remember the first time I really dug into my belly button. I had never dug this deep before. I pulled out the most foul smelling piece of lint that had probably been in there my whole life. I should probably do that again sometime as it’s been about thirteen years.

I’m a Razorback fan by geographical coincidence, and can say that I wish Broyles had stayed in the Big 12 with confidence. Arkansas would’ve played in more BCS bowls and maybe even won a few more conference titles after the SWC dissolved and merged with the Big 8. I can’t stand the bullshit hype of the mediocre SEC…

Ah yes, Nam and Racism, the two favorite things of wypipo who’ve seen FMJ too many times and live thirty minutes away from the nearest sign of poverty.

I was in a 2012 Chevy Cruze going across a freeway bridge once when an untarped, unstrapped load of tires pulled by a white F350 came flying past me. Once bounced out and started rolling right at my car, and since I was crossing the bridge at 65+mph in the middle lane in rush hour traffic, I had nowhere to go. I ran…

 Literally every male golfer I know at some point has pronounced Titleist as “Tit-lest”. The bad pun finally got to them.

You don’t buy things on the black market? j/k

A cross between the Twilight Zone and Let’s Make a Deal where when you open one door it’s you dying from a preexisting condition and behind the other doors are holograms of what might have been a reasonably sane, albeit possibly corrupt President HRC.

He looks like the chieftain of a gang the Warriors would’ve faced before making it back to Coney Island.

Legacy? Jordan’s legacy was that he alone made that team. He won three with them, then left, they didn’t make the finals for two consecutive years, he comes back, they win three in a row again. It was all him, regardless of Pippen, Paxson, Longley, Kukoc, Kerr, Armstrong, etc. James had nobody in Cleveland and…

He should fucking go to trial, for murder, not manslaughter, be convicted, and be fucked up his ass for a few years.

FTP

As an Arkansan, I’d say calling them assholes is a bit a misnomer. They’re thoughtless, mouth-breathing, slow ass left-lane cruisin’ holy rollers with either jacked up trucks or handicap tags. They’re just fucking stupid and I’m not sure it’s entirely deliberate.

We did this for our first child, a girl, by my wife finding how the sex first, buying a bunch of pink girly clothes, wrapping them, and having me open the gift. She took a picture of the look on my face. We didn’t do a party or anything of that, just simple between me and her and the camera for one picture that…

Robert Turbin, bitch.