Years ago I (pasty white man) was doing a side job replacing a fence with one of my Rugby teammates (someone I had known for years) and he thought he was being funny and made a comment about how “black people act like monkeys”. Well, that is something I would always speak up about, but all I could think about was my…

I mean, let’s be honest, that baby’s probably going to be more inbred than Cesei Lannister’s already.

No, when you’re pregnant you don’t start fights! Self defense laws apply to everyone.