RIP in peace, ULY.

The printed ones are physically heavier, for one. There are also a lot of differences in tone, subject matter, etc. I think generally, sites like Jalopnik have done a much better job than most of the older automotive media operations when it comes to building community and getting people to really care.

Let us remember this latest Bowling Green massacre.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

Bow to da plow da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy shake the boogie said up jump the oh wait that’s not what we’re doing is it.

Mind you I was young an dumb when this happened.

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

When I dreamed I was Trump last night.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Needs an option where you just binge watch netflix with the demons until you all fall asleep then wake up at 2am and go to dennys. That would be sexy as fuck.

It looks like he fought...

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

This Japanese Mitsubishi Lancer wagon shot from the 1970s may be the most authentically charming stock photo I’ve ever seen.