Actually, God used to drive a Plymouth. In Genesis, it is written, “And God, IN HIS FURY drove Adam and Eve from the garden....”

Crashing my Mazda 323 through a snow bank at Snow-X

Well I just rented a Hyundai, took it as fast as I could across the Bonneville Salt Flats, drifted it, got it stuck twice, got it covered in salt, and then took this photo.

Milwaukee/suburbs of Milwaukee.

that last one reminds me of

Low is lyfe.

The fart can only droned in English

Something I can do on a Wednesday, but not during the weekend.

The ND Miata, the last car to be reviewed by Top Gear as we knew it.

Perfect landing!

Ted, send over a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice and a card. Have the card read, “Tough luck, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.”

That’s a charging dock, and I believe security is on its way to escort you off the premises.

The “have sex with Asimo” area is pretty crazy, too.

Kill... Meeee...