Imagine the neck pain.

Or an angry parent. Have grades for classes started coming out yet?

I do know. We’re making some progress.

I try to remember this as well but dear Kyuzo up there seems to have forgotten, so I figured I’d offer a friendly reminder

It’s a good thing I don’t live nearby. Or else I’d already be on the phone about that Sirocco or the Dakota Vert.

Ok. I’ll address your points one at a time.

Some of us try. Granted, this is Baldwin county, and therefore not a great example of most of us here. I promise we’re not all terrible.

People are still going to cruise up and down the strip so this really won’t do too much in my opinion.

Make your face an emoji.

The rainbow logo was their best logo.

See Honda. This is how you do small car styling. Not that atrocity that is the new Civic.

Thought about grabbing it. Saw the Amphicar. Immediately put down.

Well now I have to decide what I’m going to spend my sold kidney money on. A Viper or a watch.

Or we could buy Stef a bunch of Timbits and just see what happens. Guaranteed Porsches, Puff, and god knows what else.

I’m pretty sure the website wouldn’t survive us.

Believe me it drives me nuts too. But in the words of Anakin Skywalker, “ITS WORKING.” So much so that even Mazda is doing it.

That looks like 80s Bertone styling. (not that it’s a bad thing)

The red/yellow/orange Toyota stripes remain my favorite racing colors ever.

That’s why I said interesting to see what they will do (if anything).

I don’t either. And I own a 4runner. But even that can haul more than a jeep. Most wont worry about that so I guess it’ll be a mpg comparison.