Mr. Sanders. Your new presidential coupe is here.

Except the Lancia Stratos. Even if it doesn’t work, it’s still maybe the best looking car ever.

No. But I’ll tend to stay far away from that now you’ve said something.

So you’re telling me Italian food rusts?

“We need to see if someone will do a 40 roll with us”

I’m pretty sure Jason is his own little world.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

*boop

A Ferrari 360 with a warranty. Just like Doug.

Well... At least there wasn’t a crowd to see them fail. And then it made it to the internet.

I believe there was one on OPPO.

It was. And then shit happened and now we’re a .kinja blog now.

And I will surely make it worse.

I’d have to be paid to live in a van with any of the Jalopnik staff

I wasnt trying to be that much of an asshole

In that case, I’m going to write the best essay.

It’s more like a write an essay and the worst essay gets the punishment of living in a van with Michael and Raphael.

If you weren’t crazy before, living in a van at an auto show might do it for you. Personal hell would be having to share a van with Jalopnik staff. Good writing. Maybe creepy to live with.

Pictured: A car that wouldn’t score that well.

Either that or an 80's Prelude.