It’s more like a write an essay and the worst essay gets the punishment of living in a van with Michael and Raphael.

If you weren’t crazy before, living in a van at an auto show might do it for you. Personal hell would be having to share a van with Jalopnik staff. Good writing. Maybe creepy to live with.

Pictured: A car that wouldn’t score that well.

Either that or an 80's Prelude.

Oh yeah.

Well... The Porsche SUV (not the Macan) sells pretty well so I’m guessing that’s their target market with the F Pace.

I want a Jurassic Park game where I can go wheeling in a Jeep next to dinosaurs.

Dat noise.

It’s because crossovers sell.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you did have a capybara stuffed animal.

Nononononononononono. Stop right there. I can’t take anymore.

Neither of my parents had fun cars since I’ve been alive. So I don’t really know what got me into cars.

Oh my god. That’s quite the lineup there.

Don’t you have work to be doing?

We’ll start the Jalopnik Citroen club.

Thanks for the reminder. I have a corner light out.

You forgot to top up the blinker fluid.

Except James may has a sharper wit.

Maybe? I don't know.

Jalops are a small demographic. And there’s even less of us who can buy one of those new.