If I had a C7, I’d already be in line.

I wouldn’t be surprised if JJ was a Jalopnik commenter.

No one buys manuals except for enthusiasts. I’m sorry, but it’s on its way out.

I realize this, but none of those cars make people drive too fast either.

Two tone is just better on everything.

Yeah. That one was pretty good.

It’s not like Porsche made them go too fast. Yes it’s a fast car, but that comes with inherent risks.

20 grand for a paint color. Holy shit.. Don’t scratch it. Also, 15 MPG is only a little less than what I get highway and I’d rather get bad mileage in that than my truck.

Caddy Shack style. Except it was perfectly dry. Would have been good with some lightning.

Was not expecting that one. Thanks for the laugh.

How about calling them Bronies?

Ummm..... Ok then.

For testing how vehicles actually perform in a real world situation.

Well.... I think the idea of this is to come up with a more specific division of dumbass.

Not always. But for the majority, yes.

Not bad.

This is unfortunately true.

Crashhead is good. Kinda like crackhead but for cars.

Crashass?

Dumbass isn’t good enough?