Be right back. I have to go try this.

For the teenage daughter of a man with distinguished tastes.

I learned to drive stick in a E46 330 Convertible. That was an awesome car.

I think they took the idea of green cars a little far.

The doors are awesome.

Wow. That’s hideous.

Also, I totally want an Isetta.

Probably Poland.

This is the only pic I managed to snag from a local event

Battle scars. A Mini with battle scars. Nice.

This is the most lovely video I’ve watched in quite a while. And imagine how awesome/painful it would be to try and surf down that spillway thing. This should be Tax The Rich’s next video.

The answer is simple really. Just buy a Nissan Cube.

May I present to you the Eliminator Miata

I was going to suggest the EB110, but it’s way too fucking ugly.

There there now. It’s all just a comment. See... Not real.

Aw I’m sorry.

Does someone need diapers?

Pull your fingernails out? Why don’t you put toothpicks under your toenails and then kick a wall? That might be more painful.

Magical time travel oil. No one wants to see someone fucking a pumpkin. At least I hope no one does.

I’m not going to actually consider the C7 grand sport a supercar. It’s got the numbers, but it’s really hard for me to consider it a supercar given that I see several C7 corvettes a day. It just doesn’t look special to me.