It’s really the only logical explanation.

As exciting as that is, it might cause some traffic problems. And you probably wouldn’t want to see that on a drive.

If not exploding meteors, what would you want to see while driving?

Hope you don’t order a large drink because it won’t fit through this window. As cool as this design is, it’s really impractical.

I really love the Spyder. Because holy shit that thing is absolute sex.

It’s obvious. They’re trying to make the competitor to the WRX Sti now that the Evo is dead.

Impressive. Very impressive. I probably wouldn’t put my bare hand that close to something that’s being welded, but what do I know because I’m not a mechanic.

You’re bound to get lots.

It’s gotten even worse. Why would they think that it looks good.

Why do you think I said it?

So... Where’s my insurance money?

But we're personifying cars.

I just wouldn’t leave the house.

That's nothing for gas.

Yay!

No. I don’t think it would.

How is the diesel?

They’re vegan but don’t care about the environment and just want a car to be seen in and they want to look wealthy.

Sorry Miss Mercedes but it would totally be the Smart. It would probably be one of those people who always brag about being vegan or being on some new liquid diet. They’d always be at the YMCA taking spin classes or doing yoga. They would own a range rover because British refinement.

Dammit Ballban, That’s what I was planning on doing with my extra hour today. Why do you have to be a buzz kill?