We don’t have a choice anymore. Thanks to the dipshit Skip Holtz, we’re stuck with UCF as a rival.

Curious why you wouldn't push USF, which is identical to FSU in academic profile and of UCF in most things.

She became famous by being the attractive wife of a supremely mediocre NFL quarterback who is the younger brother of an above average NFL quarterback. #meritocracy

So what? This happens two or three times a night in my softball league and it doesn’t make national news. For all we know, he had a rough day at work and hit the bar before the game.

Literally the only good news today is that karma caught up with Junior Galette

I don’t believe this. There's no way he could have done this without tearing fourteen ligaments

You understand the difference between a relationship and a marriage that may be over ten years old and financially impossible to end, especially if you've given up your job to raise kids, right? You're not supposed to like his answers, you're supposed to understand them.

From a Pirates fan- Russell Martin is perfect

I absolutely hate feet

Deadspin has a long history of publishing gifs of male basketball players screwing up (take Andrea Bargnani and JaVale McGee, for instance). Why should female players get away with bad basketball if the men don't?

Have it your way, Mr. Rubio.

That's not very much money at all

What? I thought Miami fans always showed up to support their teams once they have a shiny new stadium.

You've got to be a pretty sick fucker to think spearing fish in the eyeballs is an enjoyable activity

The few times in my life I have ever been in a house with 18 rooms, I knew I was in a rich guy’s house.

Move them to Vegas, and then once that fails, move them to a city that actually will support hockey.

I only fly on business. I'll drive 12 hours rather than sit in the hell that is US Airways (in fact, I'm doing so Thursday)

On the plus side, that was Cano’s best contact as a Mariner.

Fun fact: lawyers from top-tier law schools make stupid arguments all the time.