Jesus. I use my phone while taking a dump at work all the time and my job actually has much more societal impact than an athlete’s.

It's really worth pointing out at James Pearson is the son of Leicester City manager Nigel. That must be fucking awkward to release your son for awkward fucking.

In what world is Pittsburgh a terrible location?

How about Mindy Kaling? Obviously it makes no sense but they had some serious chemistry in limited exposure on The Office.

USF and UConn are more natural rivals at the bottom of the standings (and having played each other for over 10 years).

Get off my lawn

Mike Trout vs Predator. Who wins and why?

If you’re alarmed, you haven't paid attention to college football for the last 80 years.

Well the first one would be a pretty idle threat at a Chesney show.

The name has already been chosen: South. When South has a child of his/her own, the single greatest brand synergy moment in history will occur: South Bysouth West

I’ll add a point to my joke, which is bad Kinja but worth doing- James Pearson is the son of Nigel Pearson, Leicester Coty’s manager. That could be awkward

So basically, this is the tamest trip to Thailand in history

I don’t understand how he could have pitched only 16.2 innings but appeared in 17 games with 5 starts.

Fortunately Qatar has lots of sand

“Pepsi Python?” I weep for the children who will just assume that everything on earth (presented by Verizon) should have a corporate sponsor.

I don’t really like the anti-liberal bent of those tweets but the concept is dead on.

No, if you're a professional writer, you should be striving for accuracy and excellence, and you should have a thick enough skin to understand that people will point out when you've made a mistake.

These guys will all get fair deals, right?

I’ve won a few defamation cases, including one where my client was a businessman being extorted by a jealous ex (her texts saying she’s going to take him for all he was worth made it easy on liability. Damages are the tricky part but I was able to show a definitive drop in my client’s revenue immediately after the…

Game of Thrones: Too damn long