Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

Oh, fuck off.

“I would have been way more negative about the prospect of the DH coming to the National League in my press conference last week [laughs]. I didn’t think I was that positive, so obviously I needed to be more negative.”

This is, well, not *good* Cardinals fandom, but the most acceptable form.

Yeah no 20-year-olds in Bayern’s Amateure squad ever go on to do anything worthwhile

“MLS Commissioner Don Garber Still Thinks A Gerrard-Lampard Midfield Can Work” was also considered as a headline.

Somber silliness is part of what made this show a Whole Thing last year, sure, but only a part, a third at best, and the other two pieces of the Triforce—Matthew McConaughey’s superhuman ability to make goofball nihilism sing and a credulous, super-jazzed online mob vying to conspiracy-theorize the whole shebang to…

You are so fucking annoying about MLS.

Ultimately, any progress is going to be incremental. History will judge this to be a good deal for the players even if right now, it doesn't feel that big. The progress they made is long-lasting.

But who else can provide such keen insight as "MLS isn't as good as the EPL or La Liga?"

Please, Screamer, more of this, less Haisley.

"Call me when you can start at Real Madrid, you stupid scrub. Then I'll care."