You are a very, very dumb person. I was going to say illiterate but thats clearly not the case.

lol you’re an embarrassment. First of all the you literally made up every single number in your post. Second, its been proven with math (which you no doubt are incapable of understanding) that, due to the area of the goal one must protect, its damn near impossible to block some percentage of penalty kicks.

Saving a penalty kick in soccer actually

AG is his target

I mean, I’m no Nats fan but DC needed a team from a business perspective. Someone was going to get hosed.

You should watch the documentary ‘Fastball’ on Netflix. They cover this really really well.

Proof?

Is no one going to comment on the fact that the have the same nickname?

lol what? they covered 100% of all medical expenses. The gofundme was because the guy is likely never going to fight again and won’t have any sort of income for the foreseeable future (LTDI usually is like half your normal income, if that.)

Tom Brady says he will stop fighting now that he really has no other option. More at 11.

I had not heard that

I thought it seemed like, at least, a half way legitimate question but thanks?

Just out of curiosity, why is this posted to Jezebel and not Deadspin?

My dad tried to push me to Duke in the same way and I told him he should just donate 75 bucks for the same outcome with less effort.

Hey, I was smart enough not to apply.

And I thought it was weird to throw that in like it was an important aspect of the point.

I think its just a bit ridiculous to say that so definitively. UVA could make a case, Michigan, etc. It also doesn’t really matter. If they were the fourth most respected does that change anything?

“Berkeley is the most respected public university in the country”

I think we can all agree, based on the quality of the writing in these athlete tweets, that every single one of these dudes got into Berkeley on their academic merits.

The Ina Gartner line might be the funniest you have ever written, Drew.