In Soviet Russia Helicopter crash you.

It looks exactly like Disney’s Goofy.

It won’t be the same.

Dad?

Maybe in profile. Head on it’s just ugly ugly.

I see your problem right there in the picture. You were using your “Night Hunter” in daylight. It’s clearly called out on the package, mate. The warranty isn’t going to cover this one.

Stupid Syrians. Always building houses on helicopter crash sites. This war is their fault.

Why does this sound like the F-35 of the ship yard? I get upgrading the self-defense capability of the San Antonio’s, but is an Aegis Defense System needed to do that? Somewhere in D.C., there is an admiral with a Swiss Army knife fetish.

Much as I am fascinated by all the divergent tech, WHEN will all this bullshit stop!?!?!?!

If you’re willing to make due with older SPY 1A radar I know where you can get some lightly used Aegis systems, ran when parked.

Amphibious Cock Ship? I suppose next you’ll tell me it’s full of seamen!

Since I’m too lazy to make a captioned photo I’ll just have you (the reader) say this in your best Oprah voice.

The latest configuration of the system, known as Baseline 9, is capable of engaging air breathing threats,

Its Locheed. Lets put it on the F-35 too.

If you could get an appropriation form Congress, they would put one of those damn things on your Winnebago.

It sounds like the vendor just wants to sell more Aegis systems... I can see this as part of a distributed sensor system but the number of missile tubes is limiting and would these ships really operate independently of a task force? Since they have such high value assets (Marines+equipment) it seems to me that they…

Anyone else starting to get concerned that our equipment is too expensive to fight any reasonable war? Like how we would replace massive losses of any kind? Just spitballing here.

It’s a space capsule.

It’s a space capsule.