Francesa reminds me of my father. And I’m older than Francesa. 

Absolutely. I was a fringe D1 guy (I should have went smaller) and played in a few Mens leagues after college and it wasn’t pretty.

I guess we need to wait for Leto to be long dead before we go after him?

Nothing good happens after 9:30.

I imagine Jamill Jones will get immediately fired for this. He just hasn’t won enough NCAA games to kill a guy and be put on paid leave.

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

Getting old sucks

It has been there a while, so...

Damn it. This just made Metro Van values skyrocket and now I’m never going to be able to afford one.

I couldn’t care any less about Metro Vans, but Aerosmith is cool 

$25k?

Naw, Moss is awesome. The phrase “Straight cash, homey” has never left my lexicon, and I thank him for uttering it.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Let Dahmer take care of Hitler... smart

It’s got to be depressing for the guy traded to Toronto to know the Astros think so little of his talent that they’d willingly trade him to pick up a PR nightmare like Osuna. At least we know the only person Ken Giles will beat up over this is himself.

He does this for a living.

1) “Irregardless of the return,” wrote the man who believes his thoughts should be widely heard and taken seriously.

So, instead of being lost forever, Helen is really more of a loan shark.

Liver let die.