For starters, but also how the fuck is nude sunbathing considered "scandalous?!" This "issue" is ridiculous, and those"photographers" are repulsive.

"According to one woman, her $400k-a-year household income is simply not—"

Oooooohhhh! Damn, that was misleading.

I agree. His birthday wish was a pretty funny response to the question, but in my opinion it made him look bad. Assuming Elizabeth Whoever's statement (which was hardly a question) was true, I'd have preferred an "if we had time for that I would answer it" over the complete disregard he had for her, and I say that as…

There are two somewhat extreme possibilities here (and many far less interesting ones in between):

I've always been pretty neutral on Gaga, but I admire anyone who can put so much effort into comforting others and making such a positive impact on strangers who may need it. So proud of & grateful to her for this. :) (Also, daaaaang, her body is slammin' hot!)

I've always been sooooooo confused by Indian erotic art. Did Indian women once have forward-facing vaginas? Because if so I WANT ONE, that would make everything so much easier.

I tried to take this article as a neutral account of a growing trend in women, but the term "woman-child" is too— I dunno, I just can't accept that as an objective title for these women!

Ah, okay, I meant more like a foursome (re: taking out one broke friend, oh GOD yes, I agree, always treat them!). I'm thinking more specifically about a time when I went out with two of my best friends. They'd met before (she & I went to college together, he & I are childhood friends), but weren't intimately familiar…

Maaaan, I appreciate you taking the time to write all of this out, but I totally disagree!

"If four people are dining, split the check evenly four ways."

I need to stop reading stories like this. How do these people even exist? I can't fathom what must be wrong with someone - let alone TWENTY someones - to be able to do something like this. With a beer bottle? Seriously??

I'm 31 and have been looking forward to 32 for years. Every silly "What age are you?" test I've taken online has always come up with "32." Who knows if it'll be true, but I've spent most of this year preparing to make next year really count, and thus far it's lining up to be a big one.

Ugh, I hate to be "that guy," but:

I'm surprised this person's name is nowhere in the article or the commercial! Well, "nineteen-year-old" is so gorgeous and soft-spoken... I definitely have a little trans-crush.

I'm glad someone caught that. Can we get a screen cap of his foamy mouth with this quote below it, pleeeeeaaase??

Every time he laughed I murdered, "wow, he is SO uncomfortable." Nobody laughs at nothing like that unless they feel uncomfortable.

"I like to evaluate people based on their entire life, their entire career, all they stand for. He loves his wife, he's got six children, I believe he's a good man."

Oooh, not like, walking commando in tight corduroys! Ouch indeed. I mean like, moving the hem to one side in a calculated manner and rubbing something along the ribs like a washboard.

I agree, but I still argue that catching a (treatable) STD is WAAAYY WAY WAY better than catching an oops-baby. I'd much rather hear that kids are treating each other like lollipops than screwing without condoms (though I realize this research doesn't suggest exclusivity to oral sex).