Ah, fair point! Although they did seem to focus on North Americans as being the biggest contributors to the problem.

I confess that I skimmed, but...

This is a great list, and I can relate to almost every reason.

I'm not even a baby person and this made me LOOOLLL.

I'll bet you instinctively keep one eye open to make sure nobody puts it in your mouth a second time. ;)

I hadn't considered the "elite" angle. Thanks for your perspective!

Dammit, biggest party I'll ever have and I don't think I can fit it into my schedule. \:|

Oh lord no, I definitely don't mean that all people get married for that reason! (Hence the "a lot of" instead of "all.") And actually I don't even mean "married," just "having weddings." I know plenty of wonderful friends who have married wonderful people.

Perhaps it sounds ridiculous to people who've pictured themselves married all their lives, but I'm with @MissBlondie13's Carrie Bradshaw quote downthread: weddings are the biggest party you're ever entitled to, probably the only excuse you'll ever have to celebrate yourself (because come on, that's what it is for a…

If that ends up in the comic, you know where the credit is going.

I'm a huge fan of Jimmyjane (and a new fan of Picobong - look them up!), but at the end of the day - literally - if I've forgotten to recharge one of my pricy Forms, my $10 bullet is still my homeboy.

I just got home from visiting my best bud, her husband, and their one-year-old. I'm not sure if this is something everyone already knows about babies, but this particular little sweetie can't stay clean for more than five minutes, and I'm not exaggerating, because I don't have to.

I'm not one to promote girls calling girls "bitch," but... bravo.

Seriously, thank you!

It's nice to hear from someone who has actual experience with this, thank you! Also, re "it started tasting weird," thanks for sharing that - I'd kind of wondered what, if anything, brings a kid to wean naturally. :)

"My sexual orientation is mine"

Great spotlight! Jimmyjane is my absolute favorite, so it's nice to hear from and about the founder. I can't recommend their products enough. Beautifully designed, thoughtful navigation, (I can't think of a better word for "where the buttons are"), rechargeable, and easy to clean.

Thank you, I was confused! I remember seeing these magazines at respectable parents-of-my-friends' houses when I was young. I hadn't realized they'd taken place of the now-defunct (RIP) Weekly World News!

Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon, for sure!

I think this forum is great! The more time these guys spend communicating to one another by ignoring the rules of the English language about how miserable and angry they are all, the less time they spend creeping on girls.