Ew, really? Too Victorian for me. Would gut.

Imma guess that Howie is much better person than Jeff. Let me explain. Many years ago he was staying at a hotel where I bartended. Our little bar had a grand piano in it which belonged to the resident piano player. Mr. Goldblum sauntered into the bar around 11:30pm - 30 minutes after the piano player stops and locks…

No disconnect here, I’ve been vegetarian (no red meat, no foul, no fish) for 26 years. OP was pointing out boner killer things about Pratt, I added mine. His libertarian preference would be second to his hunting for me.

He hunts. He claims he doesn't hunt for fun but if you've got enough money buy food why would you hunt?

When this happens at the workplace, the consequences are different if you “stand up for yourself”. Obviously, aggression and violence will get you fired immediately but even refusing to play along can get you targeted and they will find a way to get you fired.

Lol, I did. Texas is a one party state, so I'm good.

Both, especially the punch in the nose, can get you fired. Not a good idea if you need your job.

Keep your smartphone handy with camera set on "video" - I've been doing that for a while now.

InTouch reports on everything scandalous, some of it wishful thinking, trying to out-scoop everyone else. Some of it is true, like this one. I don't care for tabloids like InTouch but I'm glad this kind of thing gets exposed, regardless of who reports it.

There are probably a ton that Gloria is saving to come out every now and then to keep the story in the news.

I’m betting someone died as a result of his drugging them.

Did anyone watch the entire video? What happened at the end, it cuts off just as Momma bear pulls up the electric thing outside the pool. The human Mom says "oh no, you're going to eletricu....." and the video stops. Are the bears OK? Damn.

I love you so much that I’ll make us look like horrible humans.

Seriously, and I suggest this because it's a small town, if you have a smartphone, film him and his comments several times, file a police report and post it to Youtube/Reddit. Humiliate the crap out of him.

Surprised no one has pointed this out: This isn’t a selfie. Someone else is clearly taking it.

“I mean, it’s in a comments section.”

See, I would have said cheese.

Custom crocs?

This would have been tons more helpful if he’d asked Richardson for some advice on raping underage models. I appreciate this guys effort though. As we've learned, it only matters if a man brings it up. We women are not to be believed.

But Tony Curtis is prettier.