you’re the best kotaku has right now, remember that. everyone else appears flavorless and bored compared to your writing and commenting and video charisma 

Perkins then called the police but she had to use a rotary phone. “I dialed as fast as I could,” she said. But rotary phones only spin so fast.

You either die a journalist, or work long enough for the AVClub to see yourself stripping interviews for clickbait.

With the huge love of making nearly everything a video on this site - you describe this technique in words?

And that seat will be both itchy and lumpy.

I mean unless they periodically lie badly to maintain the illusion of a low skill level.

I just don’t understand his insults. Like, on twitter I see his promoted tweets about “crooked Hillary”. Crooked? Really? That’s your insult? And wacky? What century is this? I feel like I’m listening to the penguin insult people.

One of my ‘favorite’ things about Trump is his bizarre insistence that, despite being a public figure, people who haven’t met him personally have no basis to form an opinion. He said something similar about Mr. Khan.

5 marooned individuals

Tabs in all apps seems like a really cool feature. My “killer app” that nobody’s ever really implemented (although BeOS kinda made some nods in that direction) would be the ability to combine windows from multiple, unrelated applications into a single multi-tab window, then save that workspace so that I can recall it…

Nearly every single friend I know has this app and the one that just entered into the divorce stage signed up and was like a kid in a candy store. It will be around for a long time to come in one form or another. Even if people don’t use it to hookup, a lot use it as an ego boost. It’s nice that people you find…

I dunno...why be cynical? I wish I had that kind of drive, and could make 5 completed anythings in 2 years’ time.

I didn’t see it in your video, but I will never not love the way Chris looks wistfully into the distance and says, “Partner...”

I’m partial to Zoo Keeper... though I wish it was a little bit deeper.

That is cool af. It’s simply astonishing to think that what we’re seeing as apparently small movements of gasses from our viewpoint are in reality moving at millions of miles an hour. I love the fact that now we’ve had technology for a long enough period of time that we can actually observe these changes. In 30 more…

oh, so that’s why he’s the most boring, generic shootman character

Comcast already hates you. They hate every one of their paying customers.

Piper disliked that.

I am still convinced that busstop-CGI is fake and done for laughs. Why the hell would you go through the extra work if you can just take any random busstop?