you’re the best kotaku has right now, remember that. everyone else appears flavorless and bored compared to your writing and commenting and video charisma 

Perkins then called the police but she had to use a rotary phone. “I dialed as fast as I could,” she said. But rotary phones only spin so fast.

You either die a journalist, or work long enough for the AVClub to see yourself stripping interviews for clickbait.

With the huge love of making nearly everything a video on this site - you describe this technique in words?

I mean unless they periodically lie badly to maintain the illusion of a low skill level.

I just don’t understand his insults. Like, on twitter I see his promoted tweets about “crooked Hillary”. Crooked? Really? That’s your insult? And wacky? What century is this? I feel like I’m listening to the penguin insult people.

One of my ‘favorite’ things about Trump is his bizarre insistence that, despite being a public figure, people who haven’t met him personally have no basis to form an opinion. He said something similar about Mr. Khan.

5 marooned individuals

I dunno...why be cynical? I wish I had that kind of drive, and could make 5 completed anythings in 2 years’ time.

I didn’t see it in your video, but I will never not love the way Chris looks wistfully into the distance and says, “Partner...”

I’m partial to Zoo Keeper... though I wish it was a little bit deeper.

oh, so that’s why he’s the most boring, generic shootman character

Piper disliked that.

As a Twins fan, I’ll never forgive Devito for waiting this long to do a sequel.

You should probably learn what clickbait actually means. I did and you won’t believe what happened next!

I know you ended your comment expecting hate, but I say you are pretty spot on lol... I was chatting with my roommate last night and casually mentioned that D3 had a new update and how crazy it is considering how long its been out. That morphed into a conversation about how amazing Blizzard is at not only making games…