I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

You have just won the Internet.

well we still have the SPace Jam website

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

This is good kinja

Took all 3 posts for me to get it. +3

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

my liver can’t take it anymore

So I guess if he became president and anyone flustered him he’d try to have them removed too?

Jesus. This is what, the 20th debate? Thank goodness my party had a nice reasonable 6.

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

Can you really boycott a place no one wants to go to?

ESPECIALLY FUCK the fact that the law gets to ignore facts and replace them with “facts”

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