The Good Side: Monitor your child as you play Xbox.

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I went to click on the picture thinking it would expand. Then the comment thing came up. I meant to hit cancel but shit was going down in Tomb Raider so I accidentally hit publish. Can't delete it either :/

Sacrificing resolution for your children? Casual.
Look at all that wasted space too.
Never have kids.

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Xbox Stop Listening is an actual command. When you use a voice command like "Xbox Skype", it listens for followup commands that don't begin with "Xbox". So I could say Xbox Go to Hulu, Queue, Resume Show; or I could say Xbox Go to Hulu, stop listening, and then I don't have to worry about accidentally saying something…

Yes. We get it. You are above the petty human desire to reach greater levels of immersion in our digital lives (I initially wrote "games" instead of "digital lives", but it's really about much more than that... as the Facebook acquisition clearly illustrates).

Probably! But I'm glad they're shooting on location. You can't green screen everything.

I just hope their algorithm is good enough to filter out bad ratings from people who are upset you beat them in a game. It happens way more than it should

Oh Yee of little integrity.

Nope, Turns Out Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Is Not Better With A Mouse & Keyboard

So soon everybody can see for himself how disappointing Banjo Kazooie : Nuts and Bolts was.

Japanese exports still going strong.

It's the year 20XX, apples are bred to be hexagonal.

Dat apple though...

Why not.

I'm sure this has been done, but here's for the obvious

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.

This is an honest to God real bracket that was submitted in my friend's office pool.