A planet with sarcasm.

Are you sure about that.

Hey, chill. They'll get what's cumming.

All this cocksure posturing is a waste of American seamen.

Espurr: Even scares Satan.

I am become Espurr, Destroyer of worlds.

BANNED.

im still pulling for the Dreamcast

They've already announced it, but it's being done through the ghost hunters, and nobody is listening to them. Half-life 3 confirmed!

I want that ghost to hurry up and announce Half-Life 3 already.

"So EA want to make you feel like their games are a steal."

Was wondering what they did during the Government shutdown.

You mean you released him from your fantasy team.

If only Kenbrell Thompkins played Pokemon. At least then, he would learn how to catch something.

If anyone hasn't yet seen The Invisible War, go watch it now. An essential documentary on military sexual assault that presents, like this article, a sense that the military as an institution does little to seriously reduce these assaults within their ranks.

To add insult to injury, when Jinno protested his second eviction, the IOC asked him to pipe down.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

There also seem to be "Mega stones"

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.