Not only that, but respecting your host’s culture is a good way to build a relationship with them. I went to an Afghan dinner where they don’t use silverware and only one hand, and while it was difficult for my brain to remember at first, the host was incredibly appreciative that we were respecting their culture.

Yeah the hijab thing is a terrible fight to pick. It’s a cultural thing, we’re at their place. Just do it. You don’t do to someone’s house who doesn’t wear shoes indoors and go off on a “we’ll at my house we wear shoes, so fuck your rules, I’m gonna go by mine”.

“Out Hash”?? I don't get it.

Cat gifs? Cat gifs.

I haven't had milk since I was like 14, it's not appealing. But cheese is the greatest thing ever. You guys drink all the milk you want, as long as I get cheese still.

Somewhat related: Muppet Treasure Island is awesome.

I’m sticking with Twitter and calling them “YallQaeda”.

I want MTG in AR just to see what my army of squirrels deck looks like.

To this day I still try to keep 3 seashells in my guest bathroom in case someone catches the reference (but hopefully doesn't use them).

To be fair, he isn't wrong.

You get out of here with that logic nonsense.

Yes. I haven't gotten to play Gauntlet Dark Legacy since the OG xbox and that's ridiculous. I would buy a goddamn $1200 arcade one, but I lack the necessary space.

Iago is my spirit animal.

Just wanted to say the condom graphic on “Jezebel Wraps Up 2015” is perfect. Bravo.

I was going to lose faith in humanity if I didn't see a War Games reference here. +1

Just binge on Lockup Raw and you'll know how shit works fairly quickly (and you don't have to get stabbed). I've never set foot in a jail or prison and I'm fairly confident I can make some top shelf pruno while molding a shank out of melted spoons using fire I started with toilet paper, bleach, and a paperclip to…

And Sikhs are frigging awesome. One of the most bad ass military fighters ever.

I feel dirty giving you a star, but you earned it.

In one of the funniest movies of all time (very possibly the funniest), the Kareem jokes have always been my favorite. Damn I'm gonna go watch Airplane!

This gif is welcome sunshine on a cloudy day. Thank you.