It starts at 9 EST... "EST" is three letters... 9 divided by 3 is 3...HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED GUYS!!!!!!

I'm so glad the Smithsonian has this in storage. We've got Pong, Pac-Man, and Dragons Lair I'm there. That's it. And I think those a very worthy choices... Maybe toss that Simpsons side scroller where you hit Smithers with a skateboard over and over too...

Got the BB Wii U bundle. Fantastic deal. They were even out of DK:TF, so I convinced the manager to let me get MK8 instead. I think that deal was a steal.

BATTLE ROYALE IN THE BALL PIT BITCHES!

There's booze at Chuck E. Cheese's?!?!

And something implicating Jay-Z.

Nice one, but Kennedy was obviously killed by Magneto. That is what I will teach my children.

I am absolutely aware he has to be trolling, but deep down, I still think we should get the tar and feathers out...

They're friends. It's a partnership. That's why we should all love our Pokemon.

Tommy told us in gym class that he totally got it! I swear it's true!

Pigeot totally deserved a Mega Evolution. Very happy to see that.

THAT IS NOT HOW WINDMILLS WORK!

WHY MUST YOU BRING UP THAT PAIN. DAMN YOU FOX, DAMN YOU.

Something something master race something something peasants...

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHY

• "How a woman got her ex arrested after setting up a fake profile to get him to make threats on her life."

Here ya go buddy.