They're friends. It's a partnership. That's why we should all love our Pokemon.

Tommy told us in gym class that he totally got it! I swear it's true!

Pigeot totally deserved a Mega Evolution. Very happy to see that.

THAT IS NOT HOW WINDMILLS WORK!

WHY MUST YOU BRING UP THAT PAIN. DAMN YOU FOX, DAMN YOU.

Something something master race something something peasants...

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHY

• "How a woman got her ex arrested after setting up a fake profile to get him to make threats on her life."

Here ya go buddy.

Damn sharks, rummaging through my trash cans, spreading shit all over my lawn...

"Spiderman with card collecting...it's F2P... "

Well, you got all pissed off when I said "quadroon"

Maybe it's just late, but "the force is strong in North Dakota" had me cracking up. Touche Mr. Fahey, Touche...

Hey Steven! I see you've found the article they wrote about your piece...

I got a shiny there on my 6th grade field trip. It was a damn oddish though.

Internet. Make this slang happen.