The greatest console ever! I still remember taking my Chaos from Sonic to school on my memory card. That memory card still blows my mind how cool it was...

My only issue with the X1 was the 24 hour check in, I want to be able to play games while deployed overseas, and while I hate to see Microsoft get hurt on the PR side, I am happy to see they listened to their customers (yeah yeah i know the trolls took away some good stuff, but we'll get it back don't worry). …

"Hey this disc smells like its been ripped...BANHAMMER!"

Awesome stories, can't stop reading them, realizing all the stuff my dad actually taught me. One thing my dad most definitley taught me: you CANNOT repair a radiator with caulk. That is all.

Holy crap that's genius. Props to your padre.

Game and Watch or no deal! BEWARE THE UNSTOPPABLE KEY OF DOOM!

One thing that I will be calling Microsoft about regarding the 24 hour thing, is that that really hurts US soldiers deployed overseas where it is difficult/crazy expensive to get internet (like Afghanistan). I've been with Microsft from the very very beginning of their gaming adventure, and I was looking forward to…

Lifelong Microsoft gamer and US Army here: been soooo excited for the new xbox and this just killed it for me...deploying in January, and now I can't play with the new Xbox while i'm there for 9 months...Thanks Microsoft...really hurt a loyal customer here...

This GIF just made my day...

Thats because Fable dog was awesome!

See, I can handle any character dying in a game, but when I have my own dog the attachment is a lot greater. I remember loving my doggy friend in Fable, had that dude trained to the max, always finding me books and potions and whatnot.

Oh man, just ten min of watching that group play together would be amazing. I don't care if its impossible. Hell, I don't care what sport. Durantula sure could kick some crazy goals with 8 limbs...

Holy crap today's the day to get some SW games. In other news, i've finally figured out this Kinja crap, and it's growing on me. Happy Fourth everyone!

This. +1

Man I love the Gawker community, we've got snark on lock. Keep up the wit you guys.

This kind of post is why I love the Gawker network.