Ugh, come on now. Calling Washingtonian "the D.C. area's foremost ranked-lists-of-local-businesses purveyor" is like calling the National Enquirer the world's foremost purveyor of top news headlines.

I have an absolute killer time at DC United games. And they continue to put a *very* good and entertaining product on the field, kudos to Ben Olsen for another fun year.

What is good for one may not be good for the other

Exactly how many "long-standing" season ticket holders do you see in that picture? Four?

The problem that these shortsighted, Excel-first ownership guys miss out on is that these "freebie" tickets are meant to spur interest. The point is bringing someone in off the street for free gets them interested in the team. Maybe they have a good time, maybe they dont - maybe they never come back again. Chances are…

I'd just like to say as a woman, and a faithful Deadspin reader and sports fan, that the vast majority of commenters here throughout this debacle have been insightful and dare I say, enlightened.

Is that the case for all MNF broadcasts? If it is, I need to find the ESPN Deportes HD channel on Comcast.

Reminder: this game can be viewed Berman-free on ESPN Deportes.

If you've ever watched a Red Sox home game you've probably seen the president of Giant Glass sitting right behind home plate. When he's wearing glasses and from far away he's sort of a Jerry Springer look alike.

I have read various articles this morning where prior to this he was slated anywhere from the 4th to 7th round. If this were any other player on any other team in any other circumstance - would we think it *that* strange if he wasn't drafted? A guy who by some accounts was a 6th or 7th round talent?

I'll go ahead and suggest his Instagram filter choice makes this shit look 1000x worse.

OK, yup it happened right booking now, the point when I reached saturation of the freaking reporters covering the Olympics boo hooing about every freaking thing. Awhhhh, your bag of FREE STUFF you get FOR FREE for being AT THE OLYMPICS isnt up to snuff. Awhhh, we're sorry. Sorry there was no ipad or Starbucks gift…

Entitled Media Brats Complain About Free Gifts, Are Pretty Sad.

jesus, call the wahhhhhmulance for this guy already.

"Well, that would be like using a hammer OR nails."

Ellsbury is still an outfielder right, he's not a starting pitcher? So their starting pitchers are still terrible and their bullpen is the same as it was two months ago?

So the Patriot's game plan all along was to spy on the Texans, then ignore their spying, get smoked in the first half, give up tons of long plays to Case Keenum, then make a comeback in the second half that required not one but TWO 53 yard field goals to barely beat a terrible team that they had no business being…

Antonio Smith Accuses the Patriots of Spying, Cites "Suspicious" Lanterns in Old North Church as Evidence

We never get any breaks!!!! Fuck. *pouts, goes on duck boat ride*