If a Dinky, I mean Tesla, is in FSD, it is technically not "handling" since there are likely no hands on the steering wheel.

At least use a picture of an F-16 vice a Polish MiG-29. A 22-year naval aviator.

Truth in advertising dictates that FSD be marketed as "Fatally Self Driving".

Ponzi scheme for the brotendos.

One more Apartheid three-card monte game run by Sideshow Elon.

Lord Elon doth proclaim, "government subsidies for me, not for thee".

A succinct summary of the GQP worldview: rules are for thee, not for me.

Until you get blown up or napalmed:(

So, using the converse, should a general or admiral be a head coach or NASCAR team leader. A third-generation naval officer wants to know . . .

The turtle icon is fitting for this particular malfunction.

That battery will certainly last a long time at 4 MPH. What's the 0-60 time?

I thought that was Elvira.

The crash damage actually added some desired curvature to the hideous flat panels.

Truck diaper for Elon's Brown Shorts contingent.

It must have hit the Apocalypse.

From the PRC perspective, rockets are expensive. People are cheap.

That Long March wasn't far enough.

But not off-house . . .

Roll lithium?

I thought he put some groceries in the bed . . .