FSD = Fully Self Deceiving (or Destructing)

Kind of like the handles on a Martin Baker ejection seat - they only work once.

Boeing.

Alambama. The spelchek must be from the same state.

And those who were in special mission units like the 160th don’t talk about it. This REMF was lancing boils at Fort Lost-in-the-Woods.

Too bad it wasn't the 1950s de Havilland airliner - it would have been a literal Vomit Comet.

The Celestine Prophecy.

I thought tinfoil hats were sufficient protection . . .

Truly a bridge over troubled waters.

Ummm . . . Cybertruck, although milk doesn't rust.

For every Florida Man, there is a Florida Woman. . .

He missed applying bedliner to the steering wheel and seats . . .

His new stage name: Tyler Thee Felon

The thin blue (curacao) line . . .

Vidi, veni, non vici.

Art professor and his "works"?

A cyber pipe with flat sides, Fer shure.

Get of my lawn with your lawn cart (shakes wrinkled fist)!

Or a neutron bomb. Would have spared the building and cars.

CNBC could move his show to Mexico . . .