$67.50, perhaps.

To quote the Troggs, "just sprinkle fairy dust all over it"

Shold have built the trucks out of Legos. Tolerance problem solved.

So, arrested for PWB (peeing while Black)?

How about funding and staffing a 911 system that actually works?

Tesla corporately is one giant diversion program. At least they're consistent  . . .

Peffect song to play AT someone . . .

When I first read the headline, I thought it said "Grandma flippers".

Either Hod Rod Lincoln by Commander Cody or Brand New Cadillac by the Clash

Nein, danke.

Fly it like you stole it . . . Oh, wait, you did.

Jensen Interceptor

People in Hell (ooops, Florida) want ice water, too . . .

1982 Audi Coupe GT. Instead, went with the more pedestrian Audi 4000S. Kicked myself for quite a while after that . . .

Caveat emptor, bruh.

Driver to passenger: "Here, you take the wheel!"

That's what she said . . .

An E-bike.

“My wife and I consider this case closed". The Supreme Court of Entitled Privilege has spoken.

All's well that Vandervell . . .