ABS (Anything but Silver)

Afeela your pain, Sony-Honda.

Well, it is now an emissions-free vehicle.

Chevy 235 and Mopar Slant Six (aka Leaning Tower of Power). Both were indestructible.

This is the Baby Shark (or Shart) of service anthems.

Any Subaru flat-four . . . 

What, not Brand New Cadillac?

Tribar? More like FUBAR . . .

The length of the yacht is inversely proportional to the size of the owner's marlinspike.

Is that Joe Manchin?

1963 Buick Riviera. White exterior, blue interior. 8 MPG in a country (Portugal) when gas was $2.00 (!) per gallon. Could do 120 on the autostart without breaking a sweat.

Drop the "J" and I'll believe it.

And Axe body spray . . .

I guess we know what brand of deodorant the Infiniti driver prefers . . .

When I bought my '68 Roadrunner in 1976 (Northern California), it was, to paraphrase Commander Cody, "seeds and stems" in the glove box. And no fluid in the automatic transmission.

Truth in advertising about the Bandit part . . .

More cowbell!

I hope they saved their pee-soaked MAGa diapers as evidence . .

“Do you know who I am?” Uh, Richard Cranium?

For the Grievance Tantrump Convoy, any non-white person is Antifa.