Perhaps Mumpower should live up to his name and stay mum . . .

Hertz - we're proud of the pain we inflict.

Amen. First car in 1977 was a 1968 Plymouth Roadrunner. $300. Drum brakes, AT, AM radio with 8 track. Best $300 I ever spent.

I believe her cars will only turn right.

Back in the Soviet era, antifreeze, electronic system cooling fluid (alcohol), and torpedo fuel (again, alcohol) were all pilfered frequently and diverted to other purposes.

I guess this would be popular at Radwood.

“ . . . handles well around the terns". Yes, a vehicle's handling qualities in proximity to ocean wildfowl is always a prime consideration in any of my vehicle purchases. 

What about an AI-enabled turd polishing robot?

LC-130 Hercules (ski-equipped). Pink flamingo not included.

AKA Tesla owners.

A Tesla.

As the parent of an EMT/firefighter, the failure to pull over for emergency vehicles is mind-boggling. Just wait until it's your house on fire or your loved one that needs to be rushed to the ER.

And don’t forget the pushrod tube oil leaks . . . 

The owner is very cavalier in his pricing.

Perhaps they can capture the CEO's hot air for the thrusters. Should fill that tank at a much higher rate, physics be damned.