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David Conner
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If this was Russia, they would have dropped this unguided pod into a civilian area and killed 27 people.

“ and the reason they appear full on the other end is because they’re filled with poop.”

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minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents

Turns out, escaping from Square's big bad demo barrier is actually pretty easy. You just have to, er, get hit by a car. Observe, in this video from Based Squall:

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! LOOK AT IT!