everything the smoking man says is true

wow, that’s almost as bad as being fired for having a disease and then subjected to years of unemployment

these aren’t just headphones. they’re a top secret CIA mind control device pushed on us by greedy verizon salesman who aren’t too proud to boast of their “impressive sound quality” and popular style

pffft, wake me up when chrono trigger gets a remake lulz

there are clearly a lot of bogus details in here, but i'm like 99% sure it's a legitimately real. this is a problem that a lot of famous people deal with. this is probably a person who is extremely talented who legitimately never wanted to be famous. i can only imagine the energy required to be in her shoes.

"Remember: Elvis may have died due to constipation and a massively impacted bowel. "

on FB, my friends list is private, but [almost] everything i post is public. my reasoning is this: ultimately everything we post online is preserved indefinitely and will exist until the end of time. so why not? whether or not we "share" it with our friends, someone will have a copy of that data bc of online…

I think that's the point. Though I'd be wary running tor thru that.

uh yeh - don't get in a car with doors that don't open from the inside - that happened to me once. crazy wierd. i was fucked up and got in the car with a complete stranger bc he looked like a transfer student that was lost or something. i was walking a few blocks home from a bar and didn't have anything to do…

yeh, i would upgrade my firmware, except that cisco stopped releasing updates for it, **even though there are glaring DNS problems with the router**

As the robots take more than 95% of our jobs, what happens to the economy? In addition to robots in manufacturing, AI will increasingly make better decisions on diagnosing medical conditions, predicting the weather and eventually writing software. So what happens when no one needs to work, but everyone still needs…