genius

these aren’t just headphones. they’re a top secret CIA mind control device pushed on us by greedy verizon salesman who aren’t too proud to boast of their “impressive sound quality” and popular style

once AI integrates context, we’re all doomed

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i write all my blogs in terminal emacs without spell check, so this is awesome

it probably is a conspiracy though. buuuuut who cares?

i’m pretty sure this is exactly what is happening to your brain on LSD

pffft, wake me up when chrono trigger gets a remake lulz

papa bear immediate goes for a drink of water lmao

i quit smoking by stepping down to Camels from American Spirits. There are two forms of nicotine and the freebase form is much more addictive. The top brands of cigarettes vary in their levels of Freebase Nicotine: Marlboro has 12% and American Spirits have +30%!! Freebase nicotine hits your brain much faster and also…

so i had the **coolest dream** the other night. i have a lot of awesome dreams, which is a relief because my life kinda sucks. anyways, this dream was so rad, i tweeted about it. it was about a VR/AR experience so immersive and authentic, i didn’t realize i was within a next generation online game until the end. I was…

the answer is that not everything follows the patterns of galactic formation.

i clicked, but it didn’t work =/

i’m not sure if the bluetooth protocol is equipped to handle like 20 of these. plus, you’d need a bluetooth repeater or something. sweet idea though

“Or when the Jupiter 2… actually the Robinson family tried to get to Alpha Centauri without any special effects ... No wonder they got lost in space” lmao

i’d be willing to wager that the NSA has been redirecting shipments of Momentum Wireless headphones to upload customized Bluetooth firmware, so they can listen in to your sweet tunes, dude.

In Boulder in 2013, I was basically homeless for two weeks to get rid of bedbugs. Here’s my story: http://te.xel.io/posts/2015-02-…

wow i’ve always wished my kindle displayed book covers on the back. so i could read a book in my fave coffeeshop and look smart at the same time.

it’s not bullshit. the golden ratio is everywhere in nature, including in the human body and face. so if design incorporates patterns with these proportions, then they will feel more familiar and natural to us.

i just imagined a dozen nerds in a heated debate over what to name these things