“walks on, walks off, walks on, walks off”

Seriously, Magary has been spitting straight fire after whatever happened to him, and I, for one, am here for it.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

Yvan eht nioj! 

-But enough about the Eastern Conference.

Those last three OTs were not entertainment, they were 15 minutes of a nation praying that Vince Carter didn’t turn into dust.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

Five career buzzer beaters in the NBA, per ESPN last night. The other four all happened between 2004-2009, so this is his first one in ten years.

Whatever, N00B. Obviously inside the arc. Owned.

used to help an offensive player gain a little separation from a defender who is crowding his space. The screen from Bucks guard Malcolm Brogdon that injured the knee of terrific Kings rookie Marvin Bagley III was not that:

Looks like it’s probably just a scare.

This is a completely normal play when a defender wants to check a guy that far away from the basket.

The problem was not the screen, but that Bagley ran into it blind and hard. Most of the time, defenders aren’t moving that fast when they make contact with a screen. Brogdon’s lean or whatever looked more defensive than anything, to me, like he didn’t want to get plowed over.

Just not as much space to work with? It’s theoretically easy to get on the court, but I’m sure any kind of obvious shenanigans would get you tackled in 1.5 seconds flat.

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

It always struck me as odd as hell that basketball has no barriers between players and fans. No other major sport just lets you (for $10,000) sit 12" from the actual sport taking place with nothing between you and the athlete.