My god the Bulls are winning, Gar is likely taking credit and no one will fire him.

Trump reads headline and realizes he wasted the first pick in the 2017 Border Patrol draft on Simmons.

And then they lost the game! I knew this celebration was some bad Juju.

Well it is the most widely played team sport in the world.

Close.

“Two games” - Roger Goodell

What does Tom Brady have to do with this?

Sounds like Chicago style thin crust.

“What you didn’t know is that the white circle is covered in the finest, purist, olive oil in the whole world. That’s right folks, Spanish Olive Oil, tastes good, good for you and slippery as hell. Spanish Olive Oil, ask for it by name.”

Judge, jury and Sexecutioner.

+1 accessory to battery

This has always been projection. They’re far more fragile and more demanding of safe spaces free of criticism than even their most wilted stereotype of liberals.

The combination of your username, and the profile picture that clearly is not the character of your username make me irrationally angry.

I’ll bet you could solder them together.

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

You’re just Bias-ed

....Carlos Beltran? Caught Looking!