Only because Ron Paul wasn’t running. Half these guys definitely have their entire retirement fund invested in gold.

It was easy to tell who the Korn Boice were in high school because they usually wore Jncos and smoked weed at lunch behind the bleachers.

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

Ah, that makes more sense then.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

After a self-imposed exile, guard Derrick Rose flew to Cleveland this morning

Thank you for not going off on a tangent.

Cosined.

Lots of direct flights from Chicago to Tokyo (13 hours vs. LA 12 hours) makes Chicago not a bad place for a Japanese guy.

Well, both Dallas and Chicago are very large markets and both are huge air travel hubs, as opposed to, say St. Louis or Kansas City.

You may be right. But he could do a complete 180. Decisions like these are usually a matter of degrees.

Isosceles what you did there.

Captain Morgan the damn thing.

Bitcoin isn’t real?

Late in last night’s win over the Los Angeles Lakers, Austin Rivers fell onto Blake Griffin’s knee while scrambling with Lonzo Ball for a loose ball.